Emma
Jane Austen
6"x9" paperback, 488 pages
'Cause I'm praying for rain
I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way
I wanna watch it all go down
Mom, please flush it all away
I wanna see it go right in and down
I wanna watch it go right in
Watch you flush it all away
- Tool
This is a faithful rendering of Jane Austen’s timeless classic. Okay, not quite faithful. Frankly we fucked up and made a tragic find-and-replace error which swapped out the protagonist’s name with the word “Enema” everywhere it occurs. Couldn’t get this one fixed before it went off to the printer. Still surprisingly readable though—you’ll be amazed how fast you normalize this unfortunate typo. These are going for a discount—feel free to profit from our mistake and get a cheap copy today!