Black Power Bottom (A Chess Story)
Anonymous
5"x8" paperback, 44 pages
Siam's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would a muddy old river
Or reclining Buddha
Thank God I'm only watching the game, controlling it
I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mating I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you
- Murray Head
Spicy chess-themed erotica with a somewhat misleading title. Expect to be disappointed!