Hammer Smashed Verse: Limericks Inspired by Cannibal Corpse

Each of these utterly brutal limericks is inspired by a Cannibal Corpse song title. Enjoy them if you dare...

• Shredded Humans
• Edible Autopsy
• Put Them To Death
• Mangled
• Scattered Remains, Splattered Brains
• Born In A Casket
• Rotting Head
• The Undead Will Feast
• Bloody Chunks
• A Skull Full of Maggots
• Buried in the Backyard
• Meat Hook Sodomy
• Gutted
• Living Dissection
• Under the Rotted Flesh
• Covered With Sores
• Vomit the Soul
• Butchered at Birth
• Rancid Amputation
• Innards Decay
• Hammer Smashed Face
• I Cum Blood
• Addicted to Vaginal Skin
• Split Wide Open
• Necropedophile
• The Cryptic Stench
• Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's Cunt
• Post Mortal Ejaculation
• Beyond the Cemetery
• Staring Through the Eyes of the Dead
• Fucked with a Knife
• Stripped, Raped and Strangled
• Pulverized
• Return to Flesh
• The Pick-Axe Murders
• She Was Asking For It
• The Bleeding
• Force Fed Broken Glass
• An Experiment in Homicide
• The Exorcist
• Devoured by Vermin
• Mummified in Barbed Wire
• Perverse Suffering
• Disfigured
• Bloodlands
• Puncture Wound Massacre
• Relentless Beating
• Absolute Hatred
• Eaten from Inside
• Orgasm Through Torture
• Monolith
• I Will Kill You
• Disposal of the Body
• Sentenced to Burn
• Blood Drenched Execution
• Gallery of Suicide
• Dismembered and Molested
• From Skin to Liquid
• Unite the Dead
• Stabbed in the Throat
• Chambers of Blood
• Headless
• Every Bone Broken
• Centuries of Torment
• Crushing the Despised
• Pounded Into Dust
• Dead Human Collection
• Unleashing the Bloodthirsty
• The Spine Splitter
• Ecstasy in Decay
• Raped by the Beast
• Coffinfeeder
• Hacksaw Decapitation
• Blowtorch Slaughter
• Sickening Metamorphosis
• Condemned to Agony
• Savage Butchery
• Hatchet to the Head
• Pit of Zombies
• Dormant Bodies Bursting
• Compelled to Lacerate
• Drowning in Viscera
• Hung and Bled
• Sanded Faceless
• Mutation of the Cadaver
• When Death Replaces Life
• Grotesque
• Severed Head Stoning
• Psychotic Precision
• Decency Defied
• Frantic Disembowelment
• The Wretched Spawn
• Cyanide Assassin
• Festering in the Crypt
• Nothing Left to Mutilate
• Blunt Force Castration
• Rotted Body Landslide
• Slain
• Bent Backwards and Broken
• They Deserve to Die
• The Time to Kill is Now
• Make Them Suffer
• Murder Worship
• Necrosadistic Warning
• Five Nails Through the Neck
• Purification by Fire
• Death Walking Terror
• Barbaric Bludgeonings
• The Discipline of Revenge
• Brain Removal Device
• Maniacal
• Submerged in Boiling Flesh
• Infinite Misery
• Priests of Sodom
• Scalding Hail
• To Decompose
• A Cauldron of Hate
• Beheading and Burning
• Evidence in the Furnace
• Carnivorous Swarm
• Evisceration Plague
• Shatter Their Bones
• Carrion Sculpted Entity
• Unnatural
• Skewered from Ear to Eye
• Skull Fragment Armor
• Demented Aggression
• Sarcophagic Frenzy
• Scourge of Iron
• Encased in Concrete
• As Deep as the Knife Will Go
• Intestinal Crank
• Followed Home Then Killed
• The Strangulation Chair
• Caged...Contorted
• Crucifier Avenged
• Rabid
• Torn Through
• High Velocity Impact Spatter
• Sadistic Embodiment
• Kill or Become
• A Skeletal Domain
• Headlong into Carnage
• The Murderer's Pact
• Funeral Cremation
• Icepick Lobotomy
• Vector of Cruelty
• Bloostained Cement
• Asphyxiate to Resuscitate
• Hollowed Bodies
• Only One Will Die
• Red Before Black
• Code of the Slashers
• Shedding My Human Skin
• Remaimed
• Firestorm Vengeance
• Heads Shoveled Off
• Corpus Delicti
• Scavenger Consuming Death
• In the Midst of Ruin
• Destroyed Without a Trace
• Hideous Ichor
• Murderous Rampage
• Necrogenic Resurrection
• Inhumane Harvest
• Condemnation Contagion
• Surround, Kill, Devour
• Ritual Annihilation
• Follow the Blood
• Bound and Burned
• Slowly Sawn
• Overtorture
• Cerements of the Flayed
• Overlords of Violence
• Frenzied Feeding
• Summoned for Sacrifice
• Blood Blind
• Vengeful Invasion
• Chaos Horrific
• Fracture and Refracture
• Pitchfork Impalement
• Pestilential Rictus
• Drain You Empty

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